I speak a little!

You know what I find funny (in a linguistic geek sort of way)? If someone is asked if they speak a language, and that person does know how to speak it, their response is almost always "a little" in whatever language is being asked about. "Un poco!" "Un peu!" "Chotto!" Try it out on someone sometime. Results guaranteed*!

*Just kidding about the guaranteed part, but there's a pretty good chance :P